That’s how depression hits. You wake up one morning, afraid that you’re gonna live.
things to put on my resume
- i have as many oscars as leonardo dicaprio
(via xsparkage)
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of times.
too good at this.
(Source: whotoldyouu)
| me: | *downloads a new episode, streams a movie, checks e-mail, plays bejeweled, has 24 tabs of tumblr open, opens facebook, reads a fanfic, plays spotify, downloads textures, watches cat videos on youtube, checks twitter, downloads album, checks weather, catches up on the news* |
| me: | why is my internet so slow? |