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And he left. I watched him walk out—he didn’t say goodbye, he didn’t even look back. It scared me, how easy it was for him to do that.
The Godfather: A Game of Corleones
Homework: A Game of Postpones
Mad Max: A Game of Domes
Mad Men: A Game of Joans
Mating Season: A Game of Hormones
Tiramisu: A Game of Mascarpones
Dairy Queen: A Game of Cones
Judaism: A Game of Shaloms
Mad Men: A Game of Joans
Pokemon: A Game of Unowns
Algebra: A Game of Unknowns
Sherlock: A Game of Holmes
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So let me tell you about the shittiest parent on the motherfucking planet.
I work at a grocery store and this man comes in with his 11 year old son. He buys a pack a cigarettes and a two cases of beer. The son was holding a two dollar drawing pad and placed it on the belt and I guess the dad didn’t notice it at first but when I was about to scan the pad he asked where’d it have come from and turned towards the kid and asked “Did you put that shit up there?”. He told me to put it back and then told his 11 year old child that he “ain’t paying for that gay ass notebook.”. So I looked at the kid, who was close to tears and saying how he ran out of paper at home and my heart broke. So I gave the pad to him, for free, and told the dad I would take care of it. I gave the kid some tokens for a game outside and said I would look forward to buying some of his drawings and paintings when he’s all famous. He kids face was so priceless and I thought everything was good. But then, about 10 ten minutes after giving the kid his notebook, I walked outside and saw this. The drawing pad all ripped up and tossed on the pavement. I could only imagine what happened in the parking lot, but I know that that poor kid heart is fucking ripped apart, just like this pad.
I’m fucking horrified that there are parents like this, who, just because it’s not masculine or gender specificthey won’t let their children follow their true passions or explore interests that lead to their happiness. Even more so, I’m horrified that parents don’t care about the fine arts anymore because it doesn’t have job security. Since when did it ever matter to a child if their passion makes them money or not? Parenting is about supporting whatever makes your child happy. Have some fucking consideration for your child’s wants not your homophobic and anti-art ideals.
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illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
oh my god i love you all i lOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH
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And I need to seriously stop looking at the past at who you used to be because you’re no longer that person today
i have watched this like six times and i still have never watched anything as heartbreakingly hilarious as this in my life
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Dead
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
what did I just read
My penis hurts after reading this
shine bright like a ‘gina
cant be unread
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“The Moody Couch”
I WANT THIS.
Clint, I found your nest.
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